Monday, October 31, 2011

You can, for sound and sensible reasons, cancel Halloween events, but Halloween itself still happens…

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Facebook today is saying my account's unavailable due to a site issue. Oh, the humanity!

Sunday, October 23, 2011

I'm glad I don't live a PG-13 life. Keeping the f-bombs down to one every two hours would be very trying.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Today on Name That Suspicious White Powder, we have a standard business envelope, a priority mail envelope and a Gucci handbag…

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

First ever Apple purchase: a Mac IIci, upgraded to 5 (count 'em!) megabytes of RAM and a 250 megabyte hard disk. Sweet, sweet machine…
‎"My morals ain't shaky, they just hit turbulence a lot."

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Decision time: kelp, or freeze-dried halibut?

Saturday, October 1, 2011

Entertain me, world, or it's off with your head!