Facebook today is saying my account's unavailable due to a site issue. Oh, the humanity!

I'm glad I don't live a PG-13 life. Keeping the f-bombs down to one every two hours would be very trying.

Today on Name That Suspicious White Powder, we have a standard business envelope, a priority mail envelope and a Gucci handbag…

First ever Apple purchase: a Mac IIci, upgraded to 5 (count 'em!) megabytes of RAM and a 250 megabyte hard disk. Sweet, sweet machine…

‎"My morals ain't shaky, they just hit turbulence a lot."
—Anonymous

Decision time: kelp, or freeze-dried halibut?

Entertain me, world, or it's off with your head!