Sue and I have taken up Frisbee boxing. We didn't intend to, it just kinda happened…

Thank you, thank you, it's good to be here. The emolument was most satisfactory…

AMEN Sandwich Cookies…for when someone says to give 'em one.

REM is calling it quits. The B-52s are on-again, off-again. C'mon, Athens, GA, what else you got?

My dream? To run the lip balm and hand lotion concession at a salt mine.

I'd love to reinvent myself, but I simply can't decide on a color scheme.

The latest pole dance craze…the TSA Grope-Search!

My new band: RACCOONS EAT JUNIOR'S LUNCH